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How are babies made?

Posted in Family Stuff by charliedean on January 20th, 2007

Caleb: Mommy, how will the baby come out?

Jen: Do you really want to know, Caleb?

Caleb: Yeah, I really want to know.

Jen: Well, there’s two ways…aunt Andrea had Elsa the way where they cut across her stomach and the doctor takes the baby out. Mommy did it the other way. Where I pushed the baby out through a hole called the vagina…kinda down by my pee-pee. It hurts and it’s hard to push it out.

Caleb: Woah! I’m so glad I’m a boy!

Jen: Yeah…that’s nice.

Caleb (looking at Gavin): Well, someday we’re going to have to build houses, so I guess it’s fair!

From a week ago…in the middle of a wrestling match…

Caleb: Daddy, you know what? (as he rubs his cheek) I think my beard is coming in.

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  1. Josh a said, on January 20th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    Did Jen approve of this post? As for me, I about gagged when you gave details. I guess it’s better than actually seeing it.

  2. ckd said, on January 20th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    yes, she stood over my shoulder…

  3. JGanschow said, on January 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    oh my. oh dear.

    i don’t know what else to say.

  4. Deaver said, on January 24th, 2007 at 4:19 am

    Oh puleeze. VAGINA. Let’s all say it together…VAGINA. All better now? :-P
    ps. That was such a cute story!

  5. Chris said, on January 24th, 2007 at 5:40 am

    sheer comedic brilliance…

  6. ckd said, on January 24th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Deaver…thank you…our sentiments exactly!!

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